hello yes can I have 6 quarts of bb tiger
The kitten is in a “puppy” cup.
everyone go home, go home now because there’s no reason to try anymore angie did it all
holy shit… I get it now. Listen to the lyrics. This is about how Maleficent loves Aurora and is either jealous of not having her as a daughter or something. calling it.
god it’s like half Game of fucking Thrones, Disney Fantasy style HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAA THAT TRAILER
WOW HYPE IS NOW, I WAS SO WRONG.
i heard afterwards they plan to make The Little Mermaid and if they do it up grim n dark like this I’m so on board I’ll be the goddamn captain.
fuck me sideways
The more powerful and perfect better version of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
FUCKING FUCK MOTHER OF ALL GODLY FUCK
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
BRENDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME
JESUS GOD BRENDON
i hate you Brendon
Even if you aren’t really a fan, you should listen to this, it sounds so beautiful this way
BrENDON, No WaHt, bRendoOOnon
Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
Apologies if this is old news to many of you, but if you’re mtf and haven’t heard of Chrysalis, you should, because Chrysalis is a lingerie line for trans women.
“Speaking from personal experience,” said Cy Lauz, founder of Chrysalis Lingerie, “I found no products that specifically cater to transgender women. There are some things for cross-dressers and drag queens, but they’re all sexually exploitative.
“I wanted a product that actually celebrated who we are, something that made us feel beautiful but is also practical.”
Their panties are designed to aid tucking, and bras feature pockets to hold inserts.
All in all, I feel this is something to get really excited about. The simple design (though a couture range is apparently also in the works) balances out a market that—as pointed out by Cy—seems to cater primarily to the interests of drag queens, and products which are consequently highly sexualised.
By contrast, Chrysalis offers practical solutions to the everyday issues faced by trans women, while focusing on our beauty as real people. The name serves as a metaphor for the process of transition.
The company apparently ran into some difficulties with customs, delaying their initial launch schedule, but is now expecting to start selling their basic line this Spring. Products will be available through their online store.
STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS VIDEO
WATCH IT RIGHT NOW YOU WILL NOT REGRET ONE SECOND
IM FUCKING CRYING HELP ME
BEST ARTHUR EPISODE
OMFG this video of a cat waking up is everything I want in life oh god the cute I just ahhhh
Dr. Krantz and Clyde mounted at the Smithsonian. Still my favourite thing ever.
Before Krantz died, he said to Smithsonian anthropologist David Hunt, “I’ve been a teacher all my life and I think I might as well be a teacher after I’m dead, so why don’t I just give you my body.” When Hunt agreed, Krantz added, “But there’s one catch: You have to keep my dogs with me.”
This is the happiest skeleton I’ve ever seen
And here’s the “before” to the Smithsonian’s “after”…
Marcy: You can go f*ck yourself.. I’m not going to be your damn slave.
PB: Who said anything about being a slave…You’re part of my crew now. Better get used to it darling.
I just had to…Bubbline pirates AU! This all start when the pirates crew of QUEEN PB attack a ship who happens to be transporting slaves… Peebs will take a liking into one particular slave, Marceline(she’s suppose to be a native..I have yet to decide her tribe). Acting like a A-HOLE in the beginning PB will later grow really fond of the girl.